Disamona
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Disamona is in the solar system of Neptoronevasis (NEP-TOR-O-NEV-A-SIS) which is approximately 980,000,000 trillion light years away from the Milky Way. It is shaped quite like a nose and has some islands around it. It is made up of dried sand and seaweed:
Yes, it has a red sea.
Side Note:
- Disamona is a continent in the planet Evuneshika (EH-VOO-NESH-IH-KAH)
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[edit] Disamonian Poetry
Dipadee -- (Translated - see Disamonian Language)
- I had a golden duck head,
- Nothing would produce,
- But a purple round egg,
- And some Timos Juice ,
- The king of Disamona,
- Came to visit me,
- And his name,
- Was Dipadee.
- He was not too much tall,
- Yet I wouldn't call him small,
- He liked sugar in big packs
- Carried all of it on back.
- And his backyard was a mountain,
- With a forest and a fountain,
- And he a real big house,
- With five humans and a mouse.
- So I had a golden duck head,
- And nothing would produce,
- So I made my money,
- Off Dipadee's moose,
- And now that I am so rich,
- I have Disamona,
- As my own continent,
- Yes I am da' owna'.
[edit] Disamonian Money
- 1 bookia (BOO-KEE-AH) - [Disamonian Dollar] = 20 American Dollars
- 5 bookia = 100 American Dollars
- 10 bookia = 200 American Dollars
- But here's the catch -
- 1 mazuniova (MAH-ZOO-NEE-OH-VAH) - [Disamonian Cents) = 1,000 American Dollars
- 5 mazuniova = 5,000 American Dollars
- 10 mazuniova = 10,000 American Dollars
--- (Wow, you don't really want to go to Disamona with American money; don't you?)
In 1978, the Fianical Crash of 1978 destoryed the Disamonan currency by lowering it 6,800 dollars in value and created a budget defecit of $700 billion dollars. It did not recover until January 1989.
[edit] Disamonian Language
Disamanese is the name for Disamonian Language. Disamanese is a messed up version of English with some exceptions, heres how it goes:
Disamanese is English, except the first letter of every word is D and the ending letter of every word is A. Lot of memorizing, right? Maybe it was for the first people, but later on it was just passed down. Take this example:
English Sentence - I Am A Mexican Hobo.
And then the...
Disamonian Sentence - Dia Dama Daa D-mexicana Dhoboa
[edit] Disamonian Food
Disamonans make food from wild herbs like Behmanuta (BAY-MAH-NOO-TAH) and Tikikla (TEE-KEE-CLAW). They use the eggs from birds like the wild Dogatoo (DOH-GAH-TOO) to make cakes and baked goods. They also used underground fire pits to cook called Moonak.
[edit] Disamonian Culture
[edit] Disamonian Calendar
Each week has nine Earth days. Each day has eighteen Earth hours. Each month is about six Earth weeks. Each year has seven months. Each day of the week, month, and day's name is an exception to the language because they are constructed (made-up) words.
A year :
- Magago (MAH-GAH-GO) - 1st month - approximately 39 Earth days
- Buvajija (BOO-VAH-JEE-JAH) - 2nd month - approximately 37 Earth days
- Momavumu (MO-MAH-VOO-MOO) - 3rd month - approximately 38 Earth days
- Tookinava (TOO-KEE-NAH-VAH) - 4th month - approximately 38 Earth days
- Toovimana (TOO-VEE-MAH-NAH) - 5th month - approximately 38 Earth days
- Domonova (DOH-MOH-NO-VAH) - 6th month - approximately 37 Earth days
- Duishamo (DOO-EEE-SHA-MO) - 7th month - approximately 40 Earth days
A week :
- Pizono (PEE-ZOE-NO) - DAY #1
- Tevasha (TEH-VAH-SHA) - DAY #2
- Lekamo (LEK-AH-MO) - DAY #3
- Bumata (BOO-MAH-TAH) - DAY #4
- Teki (TEH-KEE) - DAY #5
- Pulida (POO-LEE-DAH) - DAY #6
- Ehmonava (AY-MO-NAH-VAH) - DAY #7
- Veshino (VEH-SHEE-NO) - DAY #8
- Nymabo (NY-MAH-BO) - DAY #9
[edit] Disamonian Holidays
Holiday #1 : Mezunizu ---
Every year each Duishamo (see calendar) on the second Pulida (see calender) of the week, a five day long ceremony is held celebrating life, and their savior Dokeema (DOH-KEY-MAH). There are seed-based drinks and herb cakes called Malutini (MAH-LOO-TEE-NEE) along with a big parade of dancers and animals.
Holiday #2 : Pepuno ---
Every year each Momavumu (see calendar) on the fourth Teki (see calendar) a large ceremony lasts all day with no rest; celebrating health, peace, and joy. It includes dancing, games, crafts, and food.
[edit] Life in Disamona
[edit] Animals
There are scarcely any animals in Disamona. And animals are seldom used for food. Some examples of animals would be:
THE MEEDU: The Meedu (MEE-DOO) is a furry looking animal with brown and yellowish hair. They can stand on their hind legs and are on average about 2ft. and 6in. These animals are not edible.
THE WAKALOO: The Wakaloo (WAH-KAH-LOO)is a dog-sort of animal. It has yellow, soft fur. An average Wakaloo can weigh up to 59 pounds. Its ears are shaped like a rabbits and can be as long as 7 inches. These animals are edible, but taste very disgusting.
THE BEMONAK: The Bemonak (BEE-MO-NAK) is a small little animal the size of a mouse. But don't let its size full you, this little thing can bite through almost 8 in. of almost anything. It is brown and has no fur. These animals are extremely fast and hard to catch. These animals are not edible.
[edit] Plants and Herbs
HEMELIA ( Hemesus Lefia ) grows up to 3ft. Has leaves of yellow, green, and red color. Has a 14 inch stem and then sprouts leaves. Once at 2ft. or after 60 Earth days, blooming begins and blue and red flowers blossom.
VESONO ( Vesenis Aporio ) is a red vine that grows berries and leaves. The berries are called vemos (VEH-MUS) and the leaves are called takshi (TAH-K-SHEE). Both are edible. The leaves are used as herbs in cakes and soups. And the berries make cakes, jams, jellies, and drinks.
PESIMO ( Pesimus Omonas ) blooms yellowish, reddish, whitish flowers that if grinded and mixed with egg yolks can be made into paints. The roots of these flowers can also be added to soups for flavoring.
[edit] Government, Law, and Education
[edit] Government and Law
Disamona has a government of people called Dthea Dhighera Dbrancha [in English translated to "The Higher Branch"]. Their government decides the laws, leaders, and even the place people live and what they eat. The highest position is the Clovaman (CLO-VAH-MEN) who decides most laws and decisions. The second highest rank is the Dchiefa, who acts like a chief and not only does some of Clovaman's work, but also gives orders to lower working ranks. The rest of the Government is Djudgeas who decide minor decisions and order the Disamonan People to follow the laws of the Clovaman.
[edit] Education
Every Pizono (see calendar) through Ehmonava (see calendar) the Dismonian children between age seven and age sixteen go to their local Deducationa School [Translated to: Education School]. The room usually consists of one or two rooms, and only one teacher. The teacher works with each child one at a time and sometimes with everybody else. He or she teaches skills mentally and physically. Including Disamonian Math, Science, and Writing. Every year, when a school child turns seventeen and is ready to leave the Deducationa School, a small ceremony is held celebrating their growth and development.
[edit] Leaders of Disamona [Coming Soon! ]
[edit] Leaders of Disamonian Districts [Coming Soon! ]
[edit] Disamonian Districts [Coming Soon! ]
[edit] Disamonian Landmarks [Coming Soon! ]
[edit] Disamonian Land Division [Coming Soon! ]
[edit] Artifacts from Disamona [More Coming Soon! ]
- In case you haven't figured it out yet, Disamona is not real.
